Lyrics

37 Whiskey Bottles

There’s 37 whiskey bottles on my wall
I put ‘em there cause my wife’s not tall
Enough to reach, all the way up there
I can’t believe, she don’t care

That I come home late for work, cause my boss he is a jerk
And I’ve got, laid off twice this year
That sometimes I drink too much
That sometimes I have zero fucks
In this world, left, to give
To all the assholes in the bar, who drink craft beer

We can all gang up and take this world to task
If we all drink whiskey straight from the flask
Don’t care if you like Bourbon, Vodka, Rum or Gin
You all know how much I love my Jameson

But I come home late from work, and drive just like a jerk
And I’ve got, two speeding tickets this year
And sometimes I drink too much, sometimes I have zero fucks
In this world, left, to give
To all the assholes in the bar, who drink craft beer (X 4)

You can pour it over ice in a glass
Or church it up with soda water for some class

But I come home late from work, and I wear this little smirk
For all the friends this song has angered this year
And sometimes I drink too much, sometimes I have zero fucks
In this world, left, to give
To all the assholes in the bar…

I come home late from work, and try not to be a jerk
To my wife, my reason to care
But sometimes I drink too much, sometimes I have zero fucks
In this world, left, to give
To all the assholes in the bar (X 3) (Do it again!) (One more time!)
Who drink craft beer (X 4)